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**Tanner's Mom** · 02-10-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatBrunette

Snappy answers anyone?

It's our first dog so, we thought we would start small.

We're getting the rest of the dog on the installment plan.

We're not 100% sure but, we think that she's one of my kid's stuffed animals that came to life one night.

What breed is she? Barking squirrel.

I love these come-backs! I hope I can remember them one day if I need something really witty!!! The wierdest thing I ever had said to me is when someone asked, "Is that a white Yorkie?" I should have said yes.

**Hrossen11** · 02-10-2013, 10:26 PM

My favorite one is "where do you put in the batteries"

**The A Team** · 02-11-2013, 08:43 AM

People are so funny, aren't they? I enjoyed reading all these remarks!!

the only thing I hear lately is "is she a teacup" or a "Miniature"??? But that gets old.....must have heard it at least 10 times just yesterday.

But these people just love Ava...they're not being mean.

At one booth at the pet expo yesterday, a couple walked in with a maltese with a longer muzzle and short hair which looked as if it would be quite curly if longer. They told me he was a havanese!!! Now I know what a havanese looks like and it was no where near one!!...even if he had long hair!! But, I wouldn't say anything, that would be rude. If anything it was a poorly bred maltese with possibly some poodle or bichon mixed in. They were very authorative and told me that a havanese was just a maltese and bichon mix.

**maltese#1fan** · 02-11-2013, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Grace'sMom

.... "Oh my God! I thought it was a stuffed animal!"

I sent a Christmas card out one year of a picture of Heidi in front of the Christmas tree. My boss at the time wanted to know why I was sending a picture of a stuffed animal.

**michellerobison** · 02-11-2013, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Leanne

OMG !!! Okay I just couldn't pass this one up....though it will never be said to you again...my hope anyway.

"Or we could just shove one in your @$$ and call you a vacuum because you suck!"

Just came to mind right away....lol

I like that one! LOL!!

**Itoy and Suerti's Mummy** · 02-11-2013, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatBrunette

What breed is she? Barking squirrel.

:Hi stericalSmiley: really had me laughing at this one!!!

02-11-2013, 08:43 AM	#23 (permalink)
The A Team Maltese Guru Name: Pat Dog's Name: Archie, Abbey, Ava, Mona Lisa and Tinker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Jersey Posts: 17,627	People are so funny, aren't they? I enjoyed reading all these remarks!! the only thing I hear lately is "is she a teacup" or a "Miniature"??? But that gets old.....must have heard it at least 10 times just yesterday. But these people just love Ava...they're not being mean. At one booth at the pet expo yesterday, a couple walked in with a maltese with a longer muzzle and short hair which looked as if it would be quite curly if longer. They told me he was a havanese!!! Now I know what a havanese looks like and it was no where near one!!...even if he had long hair!! But, I wouldn't say anything, that would be rude. If anything it was a poorly bred maltese with possibly some poodle or bichon mixed in. They were very authorative and told me that a havanese was just a maltese and bichon mix. __________________ Pat and "The A Team" Archie, Ava and Abbey Life is Good!!!....and keeps gettin' better!!! To get to Ava's FB page... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ava/2...9759780?ref=hl

02-10-2013, 10:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
Hrossen11 Member Dog's Name: Teddy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Central California Posts: 133	My favorite one is "where do you put in the batteries"

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