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Old 11-15-2012, 02:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ipf4 HOT pants!

Since Grace is in heat I've been putting diaper covers on her. I'm paranoid...and it makes me feel better since she's so close to the ground and it's really dusty (lots of dirt) here.

So a few days ago I had ordered some Hot Pants. Well, they came.... And I will let Gracie tell you about it:

Grace: Mama got me some new pants! I was so excited to try thems! Mama put them on me and I danced around. Them is soft on my tushy.






But my grandma came in: Gracie! What are those??

I said: What? Oh! Them my hot pants! Nice, huh? And I wiggled my tushy





Grandma said: Little girl, what are you trying to be? A hussy?? Those are Satan's Panties! Take them off!

Grace: What...?



Grace: I like them Satan Panties! Them so soft! I wiggle my tushy more!




But Mama says she's not sure it's right that puppies have sexy panties! I'm not even 1 yet, you know!



When she looks at me she says she wants to sing, "I'm Sexy and I Know it!"



So I can't wear them no more....



She says these ones are more age appropriate for a puppy.


But I liked them Satan Panties......


Hope you had a good laugh. We were seriously cracking up over the Hot Pants! Who makes "Sexy" underwear for DOGS??? LOL
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You made my day. That was hysterical.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!!!!! that was great! whats wrong with Gracies fancy pants ???? love it!
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thank you Tori and Grace! I so needed to laugh today. Now the trick is going to be to get me to stop! That was hilarious! Satan Panties!
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL this is too cute!


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Old 11-15-2012, 02:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL thanks for the laugh...that is too funny!
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This so funny!!! I love the Satan panties lol!!!
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Graceie, have you been talking to Grandma Lorna??( my mom's mom) that's something she would say(Satan's panties!!! ) LOL. So funny Tori!!!
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Those are the exact words that would come out of my BF's grandma would say, along with kids pop music being the devils music


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Old 11-15-2012, 05:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It's a good laugh

Nothing is wrong with the Hot Pants.... They are cute. They are made out of lyrca and thin like a woman's panty would be... They would work well for while in heat with a little pad, but that is it. They are a very thin cover.

They don't stay on her well, her hair is so silky they tend to fall off if she is wrestling with Gus. But they are adorable

To explain "Satan's Panties"....

When we got Grace, we were throwing around names. Grace is anything but graceful. She is clumsy and uncoordinated LOL But my mom suggested Grace, because Gracie is very sweet and looks beautiful (even when she's tripping). My dad scoffed and said, "Gracie Lou Freebush, maybe!"

Gracie Lou Freebush is the character that is made up in Ms Congeniality for Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock). She's all clumsy and just an odd duck... So the name stuck.

Grace's full name is: Gracie Lou Freebush And when she's being extra graceful she gets called by her full name.

So when my mom saw those "panties" on her she told her they were Satan's Panties! It's from a line in the movie.... Totally cracked us up
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