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**KAG** · 06-10-2010, 01:31 PM

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's le gs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'

If this brightened your day,
Pass it on with a smile.

**Miss_Annie** · 06-10-2010, 01:41 PM

lol Love it, although I can't see the pics

Giving up?

**maltlovereileen** · 06-10-2010, 01:42 PM

**jodublin** · 06-10-2010, 02:42 PM

LOL ..

**uniquelovdolce** · 06-10-2010, 04:00 PM

love these !

**Maglily** · 06-11-2010, 10:55 AM

LOL, (haven't heard of little Larry before, at first I thought he was a new Maltese

)

**jodublin** · 06-12-2010, 07:07 AM

Little Larry sounds like my son paul as a kid .

**mfa** · 06-12-2010, 12:17 PM

06-10-2010, 01:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
KAG Maltese Guru Name: Kerry Dog's Name: Lola in Heaven, Crisse, Darla and Fallon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York, NY Posts: 7,023	Little Larry A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself! Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's le gs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...' If this brightened your day, Pass it on with a smile. __________________

06-10-2010, 01:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
maltlovereileen Maltese Guru Name: Eileen Dog's Name: Pip, Daisy & Gracie Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,163	__________________

06-10-2010, 04:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
uniquelovdolce Maltese Guru Name: liza Dog's Name: dolce Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: bx, ny Posts: 5,633	love these ! __________________ UNIQUE DOLCE " my little dog - a heartbeat at my feet "

06-11-2010, 10:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
Maglily Maltese Guru Name: Brenda Dog's Name: Jodi Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NL, Canada Posts: 6,045	LOL, (haven't heard of little Larry before, at first I thought he was a new Maltese ) __________________

06-12-2010, 12:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
mfa Maltese Guru Name: Florence&Cornelius Dog's Name: Cornelius in my heart & Pearlan Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,517	__________________

06-10-2010, 01:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Miss_Annie Maltese Guru Name: Annie Dog's Name: Trinket Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,729	lol Love it, although I can't see the pics Giving up?

06-10-2010, 02:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
jodublin Maltese Guru Name: jo Dog's Name: sugar,obi,shiloh ,summer, Elmo,monkey, and teddy. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Dublin.ireland. Posts: 5,750	LOL ..

06-12-2010, 07:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
jodublin Maltese Guru Name: jo Dog's Name: sugar,obi,shiloh ,summer, Elmo,monkey, and teddy. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Dublin.ireland. Posts: 5,750	Little Larry sounds like my son paul as a kid .

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