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Maltese Guru
![]() Name: Sandra
Dog's Name: Pepper Potts-Phillips and Mercury's Special Delivery (aka "Squeegee")
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Texas, of course!
Posts: 1,883
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of... See More celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a Man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ;P
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Maltese Guru
Name: Linda
Dog's Name: Sophie & Annie
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Kenner LA
Posts: 5,563
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Too funny! I'll have to share this with my daughter.
She once had a job working food shows where she would have to dress up as some of these characters. The Pillsbury Dough Boy was her least favorite - kids would run up to her and not just poke her in the belly, but PUNCH her in the belly! Of course, she was padded, but she said some of those kids could pack a mean punch!!! LOL The other one was Tony the Tiger - they would yank as hard as they could on the tail. And, of course, the parents thought it was hilarious!!!! Linda |
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