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**KAG** · 07-14-2010, 11:31 PM

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.....

The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from California . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from New York . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

**heartmadeforyou** · 07-15-2010, 01:00 AM

Hahahaha!

**mfa** · 07-15-2010, 12:35 PM

**Snowbody** · 07-15-2010, 12:40 PM

Love it Kerry!!

**uniquelovdolce** · 07-15-2010, 01:06 PM

lmaoo !

**maltlovereileen** · 07-15-2010, 02:56 PM

*although I believe a CALI girl would give him somethin something too

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I love your new siggy BTW...ADORABLE!!!!!

**Maglily** · 07-15-2010, 03:35 PM

Lolol

**bellasmummy** · 10-13-2010, 02:25 PM

lol lol

**Matilda's mommy** · 10-13-2010, 02:37 PM

**kathym** · 10-13-2010, 02:40 PM

07-14-2010, 11:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
KAG Maltese Guru Name: Kerry Dog's Name: Lola in Heaven, Crisse, Darla and Fallon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York, NY Posts: 7,023	An oldie but a goodie Three friends married women from different parts of the country..... The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from California . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from New York . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees. __________________

07-15-2010, 01:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
heartmadeforyou Maltese Guru Name: Miki Miller Dog's Name: Bogie Join Date: May 2009 Location: Marion, IA Posts: 1,113	Hahahaha! __________________ Miki and Bogie Marion, IA Please visit http://myblog.heartmadeforyou.com/

07-15-2010, 12:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
mfa Maltese Guru Name: Florence&Cornelius Dog's Name: Cornelius in my heart & Pearlan Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,517	__________________

07-15-2010, 12:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Snowbody Maltese Guru Name: Susan Dog's Name: Tyler Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 12,942	Love it Kerry!! __________________

07-15-2010, 01:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
uniquelovdolce Maltese Guru Name: liza Dog's Name: dolce Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: bx, ny Posts: 5,633	lmaoo ! __________________ UNIQUE DOLCE " my little dog - a heartbeat at my feet "

07-15-2010, 02:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
maltlovereileen Maltese Guru Name: Eileen Dog's Name: Pip, Daisy & Gracie Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,163	although I believe a CALI girl would give him somethin something too I love your new siggy BTW...ADORABLE!!!!! __________________

07-15-2010, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Maglily Maltese Guru Name: Brenda Dog's Name: Jodi Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NL, Canada Posts: 6,045	Lolol __________________

10-13-2010, 02:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
bellasmummy Maltese Guru Name: Fiona Dog's Name: Bella (8 years) Floee (2 years) & Mya (2 years) Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Scotland. UK Posts: 1,693	lol lol __________________ Fiona - Bella, Floee & Mya come and see our dogster pages http://www.dogster.com/dogs/48198

10-13-2010, 02:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
Matilda's mommy Maltese Guru Name: Paula Dog's Name: Matilda and Buttons and Bows Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 16,125	__________________

10-13-2010, 02:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
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