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**KAG** · 08-01-2010, 01:03 PM

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44.00."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she's really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44.00. How did you get $58.50?"

"The Duck Call is $11.00 and the Cat Fish Bait is $3.50."

**Snowbody** · 08-01-2010, 01:09 PM

Very cute, kerry!!

**Snowball Pie's Mommi** · 08-01-2010, 07:41 PM

Thank you, Kerry!!! I needed a good laugh!!!

**malts4me** · 08-01-2010, 09:35 PM

Thanks for the chuckle, DH will LOVE it!

**jodublin** · 08-02-2010, 12:42 PM

Lol kerry you were missed welcome home .

**Maglily** · 08-02-2010, 12:48 PM

oh kerry LOL
(I won't ask you to explain this one

)

**maltlovereileen** · 08-02-2010, 02:15 PM

*gack*

**mfa** · 08-03-2010, 07:49 PM

**Orla** · 08-03-2010, 07:51 PM

haha! very good!

**Matilda's mommy** · 08-03-2010, 09:16 PM

08-01-2010, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
KAG Maltese Guru Name: Kerry Dog's Name: Lola in Heaven, Crisse, Darla and Fallon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York, NY Posts: 7,023	The Blind Salesman A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44.00." She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts. At first she's really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44.00. How did you get $58.50?" "The Duck Call is $11.00 and the Cat Fish Bait is $3.50." __________________

08-01-2010, 01:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Snowbody Maltese Guru Name: Susan Dog's Name: Tyler Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 12,942	Very cute, kerry!! __________________

08-01-2010, 07:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Snowball Pie's Mommi Maltese Guru Name: Marie Dog's Name: Snowball Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,737	Thank you, Kerry!!! I needed a good laugh!!! __________________

08-02-2010, 12:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
Maglily Maltese Guru Name: Brenda Dog's Name: Jodi Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NL, Canada Posts: 6,045	oh kerry LOL (I won't ask you to explain this one) __________________

08-02-2010, 02:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
maltlovereileen Maltese Guru Name: Eileen Dog's Name: Pip, Daisy & Gracie Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,163	gack __________________

08-01-2010, 09:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
malts4me Member Name: DeLainna Dog's Name: Attie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Northern Ky Posts: 64	Thanks for the chuckle, DH will LOVE it!

08-02-2010, 12:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
jodublin Maltese Guru Name: jo Dog's Name: sugar,obi,shiloh ,summer, Elmo,monkey, and teddy. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Dublin.ireland. Posts: 5,750	Lol kerry you were missed welcome home .

08-03-2010, 07:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
mfa Maltese Guru Name: Florence&Cornelius Dog's Name: Cornelius in my heart & Pearlan Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,517	__________________

08-03-2010, 07:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
Orla Maltese Guru Name: Orla Dog's Name: Amber, Roxy(pomxjrts) & Milo(maltese) Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,726	haha! very good! __________________ Click here to learn all about Milo & see pics!

08-03-2010, 09:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Matilda's mommy Maltese Guru Name: Paula Dog's Name: Matilda and Buttons and Bows Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 16,125	__________________

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