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**KAG** · 01-09-2013, 01:25 AM

An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about? " the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sis
ter. She says, "Like **** they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."

**Furbabies mom** · 01-09-2013, 04:57 AM

My hubby and I are cracking up !!!!Hilarious! N

**maggieh** · 01-09-2013, 05:48 AM

Cute!!!

**pippersmom** · 01-09-2013, 06:27 AM

**cynthia's** · 01-09-2013, 08:48 AM

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!

**Summergirl73** · 01-09-2013, 08:56 AM

Lol!!!!

**Madison's Mom** · 01-09-2013, 10:28 AM

That's great! I didn't see where the story was headed at all!

**Sylie** · 01-09-2013, 10:48 AM

Brilliant!

**jodublin** · 01-09-2013, 12:53 PM

Lol .

01-09-2013, 01:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
KAG Maltese Guru Name: Kerry Dog's Name: Lola and Crisse in Heaven, Darla and Fallon Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York, NY Posts: 7,557	This is funny An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about? " the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sis ter. She says, "Like **** they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare." __________________

01-09-2013, 04:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Furbabies mom Maltese Guru Name: Deborah Dog's Name: Laurel (maltese), Dewey, Violet and Hardy and Dewey Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Central Ohio Posts: 8,961	My hubby and I are cracking up !!!!Hilarious! N __________________ Deborah and my Fluffs, Laurel, Violet , Hardy and Dewey!

01-09-2013, 05:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
maggieh Super Moderator Name: Maggie Dog's Name: Sweetness and Tessa Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chicago - Western Suburbs Posts: 5,727	Cute!!! __________________ Sweetness and Tessa

01-09-2013, 06:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
pippersmom Maltese Guru Name: Kathy Dog's Name: Pipper Join Date: May 2012 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,527	__________________ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

01-09-2013, 08:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Summergirl73 Maltese Guru Name: Bridget Dog's Name: Lady Bella (and Katie & Lucky at The Bridge) Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,826	Lol!!!! __________________ "A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."

01-09-2013, 08:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
cynthia's Member Name: Cindy Miller Dog's Name: Lacey Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 122	Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!

01-09-2013, 10:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
Madison's Mom Maltese Guru Name: Glenda Dog's Name: Madison, Axel and Paxton Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,614	That's great! I didn't see where the story was headed at all! __________________

01-09-2013, 10:48 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sylie Maltese Guru Name: Sylvia Dog's Name: MiMi, Ray and RuRu Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Healdsburg, CA Posts: 6,509	Brilliant! __________________ MiMi & Sylvie

01-09-2013, 12:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
jodublin Maltese Guru Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,226	Lol .

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