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Old 01-09-2013, 02:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking This is funny

An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about? " the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sis
ter. She says, "Like **** they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare."
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Deborah and my Fluffs, Laurel, Violet , Hardy and Dewey!

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Old 01-09-2013, 07:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
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Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!
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That's great! I didn't see where the story was headed at all!
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Old 01-09-2013, 01:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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