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Old 06-05-2018, 07:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Another blonde joke
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
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Old 06-05-2018, 07:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh my. So in return - what is more amazing than a talking dog?













A spelling bee - wait for it if will take a second to sink in.
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Old 06-05-2018, 08:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I hope the humor continues today!
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Sandi (or anyone) do you know who wrote all the dumb blonde jokes?

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