|06-22-2018, 05:34 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Dog's Name: Kitzel & Liesl
Join Date: Apr 2010
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair
> > every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther,
> > I'd like to ride in that airplane."
> > Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that
> > airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50
> > dollars."
> > One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris
> > said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that
> > airplane I might never get another chance."
> > Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50
> > dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
> > The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make
> > you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you
> > can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one
> > word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's
> > 50 dollars."
> > Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot
> > did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives,
> > but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over
> > again, but still not a word. When they landed, the
> > pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did
> > everything I could think of to get you to yell out,
> > but you didn't."
> > Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when
> > Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Just alittle humor
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