Sat/Sun's joke - Maltese Dogs Forum : Spoiled Maltese Forums


SpoiledMaltese.com is the premier Maltese Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Spoiledmaltese is a resource and forum for information and help with your Maltese. We do not support or endorse the selling of animals on this site.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 06-23-2018, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
Maltese Guru

 
edelweiss's Avatar
 
Name: sandi
Dog's Name: Kitzel & Liesl
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 17,088
Default Sat/Sun's joke

Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
Dear
Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0,NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an
operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2,and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever
you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.This is an unsupported
application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking
3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support
__________________
Qui me amat, amet et canem meum. (Who loves me will love my dog also.), - St. Bernard
"Life without a maltese is like summer without ice-cream." - St. Edelweiss

"Wag more Bark less"
edelweiss is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 06-25-2018, 08:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
Maltese Guru

 
maddysmom's Avatar
 
Name: Joanne
Dog's Name: Lacie 3/11/12, Suki 1/4/14, Ling Ling 5/2/15, Casey 1990-2008)(Maddy 1998-2012
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 5,173
Default

Lol...love this!!
__________________
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=575012702558798&l=c5e5bedb28
maddysmom is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2018, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
Maltese Guru

 
Aviannah's Mom's Avatar
 
Name: Denise
Dog's Name: Aviannah - We call her Avi or Avia
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 1,644
Default

__________________
Aviannah's Mom is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply




Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:30 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2020 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
PetGuide.com
Basset Hound Forum Doberman Forum Golden Retriever Forum Beagle Forum
Boxer Forum Dog Forum Pit Bull Forum Poodle Forum
Bulldog Forum Fish Forum Havanese Forum Maltese Forum
Cat Forum German Shepherd Forum Labradoodle Forum Yorkie Forum Hedgehog Forum
Chihuahua Forum Cichlid Forum Dart Frog Forum Mice Breeder Forum