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Old 06-29-2018, 06:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The next stall:
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!" And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" ??
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions
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Old 06-29-2018, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very funny. It reminds me of a story by one of my favorite stand-ups - Carl Hurley - here is his telephone routine - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNbVhEzNZf8
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Old 06-29-2018, 05:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I read this to Lorin and he said something like that happened to him
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